The Man in the Coffee Beans

Someone sent this to me and I thought it was interesting, so I'm passing it along. The text below came with it, and since there's no real way of verifying the claims, I doubt what it says about the time it takes. I want to know who these doctors are and where they're from. I suspect they're Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.
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Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, the right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of your brain is developed normally.

If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger.

And, yes, the man is really there.